Kai Hannan

NICK NAMES: Kaiser, Kaiserchief, Sharky, Sharkmaster, Mundo
PREVIOUS CLUBS: Real Sociedad, Celta Vigo, Dynamo Bucharest
Married with two chidren: Kaia 5 and Liam 3
Occupation: Security Guard/Bouncer
Position on Pitch: Defender (Also tries to tell us he is a striker!!)
Favourite Football Team: Liverpool
Favourite Movie: Rita, Sue and Bob Too
Hobbies: Poetry
Favourite Colour: Golden Apple Yellow
Favourite Drink: Fermented Apples
Desert Island Disc: “The Bleep Test”
Desert Island Object: Liverpool TV (Channel 448 on Sky TV)
Who would you most like to meet: The Fonejacker or Jeremy Beadle
Hero/Heroine: Lindsay Dawn Mackensie

Andrew Peter Farr

NICK NAMES: Biz, Bizzertrescu, Slug, Gaffer
PREVIOUS CLUBS: P&W Utd, Robinsons DRG, Ashton Utd, Dynamo Kiev
Married/Single: Married with three girls:-
Occupation: Cider Tester
Position on Pitch: Left Back
Favourite Football Team: Bristol City and Bristol City Reserves
Favourite Movie: Bristol City v Bolton Frieght Rover Final Happy Mondays at the GMex 90
Hobbies: Drinking, Smoking, Welly Boot Throwing and Needlework
Favourite Colour: Red
Favourite Drink: Thatchers
Desert Island Disc: Step On (Happy Mondays)
Desert Island Object: Blow up Doll
Who would you most like to meet: A Gashead on Derby Day (Still Waiting)
Hero/Heroine: The Ashton Gate 8, Lisa Stansfield, Lucy Pinder


NICK NAMES: Snake, Jakesy, Milo
PREVIOUS CLUBS: Ajax Youth Academy, Corsham Boys, Chippenham U18, Wessex Utd, Biddlestone SC
Married/Single: Living with “misses”
Occupation: Professional Evo Player
Position on Pitch: Goalkeeper
Favourite Football Team: Arsenal and Rockets
Favourite Movie: Bladerunner
Hobbies: Sleeping, Making Love and Sitting Down
Favourite Colour: Rocket White, Rocket Red
Favourite Drink: Tea
Desert Island Disc: Heart of Saturday Night (Tom Wait)
Desert Island Object: A Football
Who would you most like to meet:- George W Bush
Hero/Heroine: Rocky Balboa/Denise Van Outen


PREVIOUS CLUBS: Bognor Youth, Portsmouth,Lossiemouth FC
Married/Single: Single
Occupation: Cricket Manager
Position on Pitch: Forward
Favourite Football Team: Manchester United
Favourite Movie: Dazed and Confused
Hobbies: All Sports, Wining and Dining
Favourite Colour: Red
Favourite Drink: Highland Park & Shiraz
Desert Island Disc: Take That Greatest Hits
Desert Island Object: Curry House Menu
Who would you most like to meet: Pamela Anderson
Hero/Heroine: Sir Alex Ferguson


PREVIOUS CLUBS: Bournemouth University, Retainers FC
Married/Single: Single (Playing the Field)
Occupation: Sales Manager/ England Coach
Position on Pitch: Centre Back (Beautiful Right Foot)
Favourite Football Team: Liverpool
Favourite Movie: Escape to Victory
Hobbies: Indoor Cricket
Favourite Colour: Red
Favourite Drink: Moet Champagne
Desert Island Disc: Oasis Morning Glory
Desert Island Object: My Captains Armband
Who would you most like to meet: Jamie Carragher
Hero/Heroine: George Clooney (Stick with the Grey Hair)