PLAYER PROFILES

                                                

NAME: Kai Hannan
NICK NAMES: Kaiser, Kaiserchief, Sharky, Sharkmaster, Mundo
PREVIOUS CLUBS:- Real Sociedad, Celta Vigo, Dynamo Bucharest
Married with two chidren:- Kaia 5 and Liam 3
Occupation:- Security Guard/Bouncer
Position on Pitch:- Defender (Also tries to tell us he is a striker!!)
Favourite Football Team: Liverpool
Favourite Movie: Rita, Sue and Bob Too
Hobbies: Poetry
Favourite Colour:- Golden Apple Yellow
Favourite Drink: Fermented Apples
Desert Island Disc: "The Bleep Test"
Desert Island Object: Liverpool TV (Channel 448 on Sky TV)
Who would you most like to meet:- The Fonejacker or Jeremy Beadle
Hero/Heroine: Lindsay Dawn Mackensie

                                                                         

NAME: Andrew Peter Farr
NICK NAMES: Biz, Bizzertrescu, Slug, Gaffer
PREVIOUS CLUBS:- P&W Utd, Robinsons DRG, Ashton Utd,  Dynamo Kiev
Married/Single:- Married with three girls:-
Occupation:- Cider Tester
Position on Pitch:- Left Back
Favourite Football Team: Bristol City and Bristol City Reserves
Favourite Movie: Bristol City v Bolton Frieght Rover Final   Happy Mondays at the GMex 90
Hobbies: Drinking, Smoking, Welly Boot Throwing and Needlework
Favourite Colour:- Red
Favourite Drink: Thatchers
Desert Island Disc: Step On (Happy Mondays)
Desert Island Object: Blow up Doll
Who would you most like to meet:- A Gashead on Derby Day (Still Waiting)
Hero/Heroine: The Ashton Gate 8, Lisa Stansfield, Lucy Pinder



                                                        

NAME: JAKE MILES
NICK NAMES: Snake, Jakesy, Milo
PREVIOUS CLUBS:- Ajax Youth Academy, Corsham Boys, Chippenham U18, Wessex Utd, Biddlestone SC
Married/Single:- Living with "misses"
Occupation:- Professional Evo Player
Position on Pitch:- Goalkeeper
Favourite Football Team: Arsenal and Rockets
Favourite Movie: Bladerunner
Hobbies: Sleeping, Making Love and Sitting Down
Favourite Colour: Rocket White, Rocket Red
Favourite Drink: Tea
Desert Island Disc: Heart of Saturday Night (Tom Wait)
Desert Island Object: A Football
Who would you most like to meet:- George W Bush
Hero/Heroine: Rocky Balboa/Denise Van Outen

                                                                         

NAME:

JAMES RUFEY

NICK NAMES:

Crouchy

   

PREVIOUS CLUBS:-

Bognor Youth, Portsmouth,Lossiemouth FC

   

Married/Single:-

Single

   

Occupation:-

Cricket Manager

   

Position on Pitch:-

Forward

   

Favourite Football Team:

Manchester United

   

Favourite Movie:

Dazed and Confused

   

Hobbies:

All Sports, Wining and Dining

   

Favourite Colour:

Red

   

Favourite Drink:

Highland Park & Shiraz

   

Desert Island Disc:

Take That Greatest Hits

   

Desert Island Object:

Curry House Menu

   

Who would you most like to meet:-

Pamela Anderson

   

Hero/Heroine:

Sir Alex Ferguson


                                                              

                                                                       

NAME:

KEVIN MOORE

   

PREVIOUS CLUBS:-

Bournemouth University, Retainers FC

   

Married/Single:-

Single (Playing the Field)

   

Occupation:-

Sales Manager/ England Coach

   

Position on Pitch:-

Centre Back (Beautiful Right Foot)

   

Favourite Football Team:

Liverpool

   

Favourite Movie:

Escape to Victory

   

Hobbies:

Indoor Cricket

   

Favourite Colour:

Red

   

Favourite Drink:

Moet Champagne

   

Desert Island Disc:

Oasis Morning Glory

   

Desert Island Object:

My Captains Armband

   

Who would you most like to meet:-

Jamie Carragher

   

Hero/Heroine:

George Clooney (Stick with the Grey Hair)